Tuesday, April 14, 2009


So I went to this furniture warehouse the other year, and they gave everyone free popcorn.

So everyone is walking around with these bags of popcorn. Adults and children alike. And they're sticking their greasy fingers all over the furniture, and there's always going to be the occasional spill.

Since when to furniture and popcorn mix?

Anyway, you're probably thinking that it's no big deal.

What if I told you that these weren't "floor models" people were messing up, they were the inventory...


So a friend of mine used to work at a movie theater, and every night when they closed, they would scoop the popcorn out of those big bins into these big plastic bags.

I appreciate them removing the old popcorn everynight.

But the same popcorn went right back in the bin the next morning...

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