They went around the room and asked everyone for their shirt size.
4, no 5
Everyone tossed out a number of X's.
XXL, XL, …
The instructor didn't miss a beat calling out names and marking responses.
Until he got to me.
Large, I said.
He looked up at me.
He seemed confused.
And eventually marked his paper and moved on.
I was the only Large in the room.
I wear a size 0.